Clickin' along headed through town, thought nothing was gonna slow me down, Then I had a...flat tire. Dang it, I ain't got no spare, it's an inside flat, I ain't goin' nowhere, Not with a...flat tire.
So I work like a dog in the midday sun to get a lug nut off, but it ain't no fun, That son of a gun must of used an air gun, and there ain't one around for miles, So I break one-nine for an S.O.S., somebody took my "twenty" said he'd send some help But it's been three hours and he ain't here yet, just me and a...flat tire.
Well, I would start walkin' but it'd be my luck, They'd take my load and steal my truck and leave that...flat tire. So, I sit on the shoulder with a cold cup of coffee, and a stale bag of Fritos Just feelin' plum awful, starin' at a...flat tire.