He tried photography (But he was no good) He tried filmmaking (But he was Ed Wood) He worked in retail (But was not persistent) Was in retail (Made shop assistant) He joined a band (But he gave it away cause) After three weeks (They hadn't been famous) But then this voice came to him from afar \"You shall be Jesus Barista Superstar!\"
Jesus! (x8) He's so popular Jesus Barista Superstar
Go ask the regulars Why they come from near and far Got that certain je ne sais quoi He's wunderbar He's J B Superstar!
From a hole in the wall (Near a railway station) He built up a messianic (Reputation) From all points on the globe (They flock to his ghetto) Just to see him turn water into ristretto
The reviews were plenty (And complimentary) His crema was the crema (Of the cognoscenti) And when he started preaching to his (Acolytes) He was the way the truth and the light
Jesus! (x8) He's just spectacular Jesus Barista Superstar
He said \"Love your neighbor, love your enemies A large Starbucks, even Gloria Jean's For Man cannot live by beans alone\" But then his bottom line was crucified by Nespresso