About to give himself the KO and splat his bones in the avenue below he glanced over his shoulder to Jesus on the wall
“Come here, little son”, Jesus said, “Do you see my holy toenails? Last time they’ve been trimmed it was two thousand years ago and now the time has come” I tell you, the time has come
He stood shivering by the shelf automatically crossing himself his eyes were jew, but the right hand was a catholic maid
He got the clipper and knelt before Christ and beg forgiveness and started to cry “Ok, but do it quick ‘cause tonight I have a date” “Tonight I have a date”