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Phil: Whenever I’m alone,
Or if I’m feeling grey,
There’s one place I can go
To brighten up my day.
It makes me want to sing
That’s how the show should end
But wouldn’t it be good if I,
Could sing it with a friend?
Dan: Okay fine whatever I’ll join in too
Phil: I might go outside,
If it’s beautiful
Without Twitter, where would I be?
Dan: I guess I’d be fit
But exercise’s shhhh-
Phil: Dan!
Dan: Tumblr’s a part of me!
Both: There’s so many websites and so little time
Plus one or two you should avoid
Dan: Just don’t stop watching YouTube
Or we’ll be unemployed!
Both: The Internet is here!
The Internet is great!
When you’ve got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate?
We may be antisocial
But these days that is fine
Dan: Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online
Phil: A place where you can be yourself
No matter if you’re kooky
Dan: Find friends who share your hobbies
(Even if they’re freaky)
Phil: Where any question in your head is answered in an instant
Dan: Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence?
Both: The Internet is here!
The Internet is great!
When you’ve got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate?
Without the Internet
We never would have met
Dan: And there isn’t a thing that I regret!
DANCE BREAK!
Phil: Who cares if you’re a loser?
And everybody knows it?
Dan: Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses
Phil: Or if your chances aren’t high of getting tan or slim
Dan: Or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim
Dil: Speak Simish*
Both: The Internet is here!
The Internet is great!
When you’ve got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate?
We may be antisocial
But these days that is fine
Cause life is so much better
Life is so much better
Life is so much better
When you spend. It. All. Online.

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