[Dave Brown] Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant Not just some dudes in a van, we're going through with a plan Maximum impact's the thing that we're after We're gonna bring back the Big Bang Disaster
[Dan Bull] These guys are contriving a crime of the violentest type We'll find them inside, we must deny them this crisis in time
[Dave Brown] Christ, there are five, so be quiet and hide
[Dan Bull] Because silence is vital when trying to surprise
[Dave Brown] You want to die or survive in the prime of your life?
[Dan Bull] Cause this moment your time to decide
[Dave Brown] Get ready to open fire and fight
[Dan Bull] But not 'til you spy the whites of their eyes
[Dave Brown] Nice Got him right in the side with a sawed-off
[Dan Bull] Cripes He well nigh blew my balls off There's a sniper up high and we might be too late
[Dave Brown] I'll provide cover fire You try to escape
[Hook] Yo, lock and then load You're about to die Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike I said, lock and then load You're about to die Stop the bomb from exploding in Counter-Strike
[Dan Bull] Boom! Headshot Fock your mom Aaaaagh, you dropped the bomb!
[Dave Brown] Mate what, come on
[Dan Bull] Make your move
[Dave Brown] Wait too long Too late, you lose
[Dan Bull] Not so fast, man Watch when I throw this
[Dave Brown] Holy crap! It's a flashbang! Oh sh...! I'll be laughing when you all die Your number's up, M249
[Dan Bull] Agh! He's got the aforementioned gun! Take cover, aim another grenade
[Dave Brown] What the-? I set us up the bomb Several seconds and it's gone
[Dan Bull] We'd better bloody run They're wrecking it, come on
[Dave Brown] Fancy a cocktail? I can make a molotov
[Dan Bull] Agh! This is gonna burn the hair on my bollock off!