EA? More like G-A-Y The Family Research Council are doubtful Of anything but conventional spousal arousal The downfall of society is gay gay games It's like the KKK came at gays in the lamest of ways Laying the blame on EA Aiming the flames in their face But they have made a mistake The very basic aim that makes a game a game is choice So if you take the choice away then what's the flaming point? It is OK to go gay-ming Whatever pushes your buttons It is OK to go gay-ming Hey, it's just cooperative play There's gays in cinema There's gays in literature There's gays in nature Even gay general practitioners Folks go for ovaries or are testicular particular So isn't prohibiting it a little bit ridiculous? To get your knickers in a twist over someone eles's Thinking too much about whose bum they're pals with You waste your days away complaining about trousers And who pulls them down Is there something you should tell us? It's OK to go gay-ming Whatever pushes your buttons It is OK to go gay-ming Hey If Jesus was a gamer, he'd play Mass Effect And the fact that there was gayness wouldn't make him that upset See, he'd be more inclined to deplore the kind of bigotry That enforces "don't ask, don't tell" inside the military And that's the thing - I see you righteously fight for guidance But on gratuitous violence then you are silent But unlike the Rebel Alliance Your petty defiance and whether it's pious Will die under the light of science Because it is OK to go gay-ming Whatever pushes your buttons It is OK to go gay-ming Hey, it's OK