Who's rapping Dovahkiin Dragons? I'm not over keen I'll dice 'em like a knife slicing right thru an aubergine My dragon shout flow is sweeter than a soda stream You won't believe your eyes I'm like an overload of dopamine A broadsword in one hand And a magic spell in the other I'm the last of the Dragonborn There's no other my brother So run for cover If you got scales Then I'm on your tail And I will not fail Like a free-roaming Sandbox game I'm of the rails- I'll walk the trails- Thru awful gales- And storms of hail- 'til all the nails- Are knocked into your coffin I'm not stopping 'till you're impaled And I've prevailed- In the name of the Nords- I pray to the Lords- You'll all get a taste of the blade of my sword- I'm taking on hordes of enemies I face them with hordes of wepon'ry They're draining my force- So chemistry comes into play with retorts and recipes Alchemixing like a DJ Restoration restore my energy My legacy- Odyssey- Elegy- Prophecy's- Written in heavenly bodies- And buried with e-ver-ry body- That ever did bother to mess with me- Deading them terribly- Horribly- I'm a celebrity- Honestly You're a wannabe I'm a prodigy The suggestion that you're better than me at being a warrior? Ha! Comedy It's a gift to me I don't just spit flames lyrically But lit'rally And the Elder Scrolls are scripts in which I've written your obitur'ry I am the Dragonborn Wearing a hat with bad-ass horns I'm Dovahkiin- Known globally- You're nobody at all =============== The Dragonborn returns to life With awful burning eyes To the hidden fortress The time has dawned To turn the tide Return the prince's daughter To the north across the water Lean off my horse And slaughter all Before I pick a side Do I take on the demon form Beneath an evil storm Feast on peoples' necks As if their head's Atop a piece of corn? Or do I support the dawnguard And ward the heartless darkness Your fallen carcass torn apart To ensure you're harmless? I walk forward Regardless of the peril Feral my blades of glory'll Gore an elf Will Ferrell I've maxed the level cap Stamina, Magicka, Health Collected every shout Successfully bettered myself I've worked the perks Earned a purse Spent my septims And now I'm heading out It's none of your concern But nevertheless I can confirm That yes I might become sunburt My melanin's red As the Whiterun sun turned When I ready my crossbow Your head'll be redder Than central Moscow I use so many bolts I get them wholesale From Costco Action packed With Dragons Smashing splashy patches Bats and axes Hacking you up Haphazardly Like medical malpractice I am the Dragonborn And I still wear the hat With badass horns I've fought swarms Of forsworn hordes And now I'm after more =============== I've suffered cold nights Discovered old shrines Dug in gold mines Won untold fights Knocked back whole pints of mulled wine Endeavored to climb And weather the heights 'Til every dragons soul's mine Solved the civil war That split the soil Like a fault line But I'm getting bored Of being in the borders Of Skyrim for the whole time So hold tight As we all ride into Solstheim I'm the bold type Like the lines inside the Black Books Open it up And it grabs and sucks you in So take a last look At whatever you stepped in When treading ahead In this general direction Better get protection Cause the whole town's Gone down with a fungal infection A fuming human Thu'uming At the top of my head, shouting Fro