Dan Bull - THE FASTEST TORTOISE ON THE PLANET | Текст песни

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Hello. It's Dan Bull. Guinness World Records challenged me to male a song using content from that books: "Guinness World Records 2016", "Guinness World Records 2016: Gamers edition". Well, I said I can make songs out of anything, so challenge accepted, here we go.

verse 1

If you're a tortoise
It doesn't matter
You can still be the fastest tortoise on the planet
Practise makes perfect
So put the work in
To succeed isn't free
You've got to earn it
Take every calorie and burn it
Take every curveball that hits you
Return it
Take every lesson and learn it
Until the fact you're the best is a verdict
Whether you do it alone or in a team
The world's one big arcade machine
There's seven billion of us playing
Each unique
Get engaged in the game
And then chase your dream
Take control
Roll with the punches
Brake the mold
Take a stroll on your crutches
Refine your craft and your talent
'til nobody ele on the planet can touch it

chorus

I want to be the biggest
The strongest
The oldest
The youngest
The fastest
The longest

I want to be the largest
The tallest
The brightest
The darkest
The hardest
The smallest
I want to be me
I want to be the best I can be
I want to be me
I want to be the best that I can be

verse 2

My goodness(8x)
Look
If there's anything that tortoise taught us
It's to never tread water
Never cut corners
To take no quarter
When you break those borders
Wheter you deform your face
Eat all the grapes
Or crush a biscuit betwixt your shoulder blades
Grow your fingernails out
Run in clogs
Spit flames
Raise funny dogs
What are you the best at?
Better than the rest at?
What are you self taught
or genetically blessed at?
Whoever you are there's a record you can set
Fact
When I said you've got potential
I meant that
And approach each unique plan
With two thumbs up
On each hand
Write it down with the world's biggest ball point pan
And then
Do it all again
To the end

chorus

That was alright, wasn't it?

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