THESE DARK STREETS CREEP WITH HALF BREEDS WE CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE SMOG THE DEEP FOG FALLS, WE CAN'T BREATHE WE CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP THE PEACE APPEASE THE BEAST POLICE THE STREETS EASILY, YOU SEE WE HAVE BEEN SEEMINGLY WAGING A WAR CEASELESSLY SINCE THE DAYS OF YORE AND AGES BEFORE WE CAME FROM THE COURT OF KING ARTHUR AND WE'VE BEEN BATTLING HAPPILY EVER AFTER KNIGHTS IN SHINING ARMOR NEVER DIED; A TIMELESS MARTYR WE RIDE FROM BY THE HARBOUR TO THE HEART OF NIGHT AND FARTHER SO HIDE INSIDE YOUR PARLOUR UNLESS YOU'D LIKE TO TRY TO FIND WHOSE KNIVES ARE SHARPER I WILL SLICE YOU LIKE A BARBER BUT THE DEMONS OF FLEET STREET AREN'T SWEENEY TODD BARBARICALLY TO HALF BREEDS HE'S A TEENY DOT IT'S LIKE LIKENING THE HIJABI TO A BIKINI TOP I KNOW, THESE ASYNCHRONOUS REFERENCES SHOULD REALLY STOP
THE ORDER IS HEADING FOR WAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER BEFORE THE ORDER IS HEADING FOR WAR AND I WARN YOU, WE'D BETTER BE READY AT DAWN
SO IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER LET ME INTRODUCE THE ORDER FIRST OF ALL, THERE'S ME, SIR PERCIVAL THE AUTHOR OF THIS VERSE I RIP WITH VICIOUS FLOW AND THEN THERE'S ISABEAU WHAT'S THAT? NO REALISTIC WOMEN IN GAMING? IS IT THOUGH? SHE'S WICKED BRO I HAVEN'T MET A CLASSIER LASSIE YET AND I BET YOU'LL LAUGH AT THE BANTER WITH LAFAYETTE SIR GALAHAD'S A GALLANT LAD SO GLAD I HAD HIM GALLOP HAD I NOT THE TEAM WOULD BE APPROXIMATELY THREE QUARTERS AS BAD AS THAT TOGETHER WE'RE BATTLING INFESTATION OF PERVERTED TERMITES AND INSTEAD OF BUG KILLER WE'VE THERMITE TURNING THE SEARCHLIGHT ON THEM 'TIL WE HIT THE TURNPIKE AND DESPITE THE DARK THE LIGHT IN OUR HEARTS WILL BURN BRIGHT LIKE A BURNING ZEPPELIN AND BY MY RECKONING WE'VE EARNED THE RIGHT TO ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN SO GOD BETTER LET US IN AND BY MY RECKONING WE'VE EARNED THE RIGHT TO ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN SO GOD BETTER LET US IN
THE ORDER IS HEADING FOR WAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER BEFORE THE ORDER IS HEADING FOR WAR AND I WARN YOU, WE'D BETTER BE READY AT DAWN