Dan Bull vs Dave Brown - TONY HAWK'S PRO RAPPER | Текст песни

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• Dan Bull vs Dave Brown
• TONY HAWK'S PRO RAPPER

SMITH STIFFY SKITCH MCTWIST Into
A KICKFLIP LIPTRICK Quick Switcheroo
You kids get pissed if we missed a few
But we got a fricking big list of tricks to do
I'm like giving a nuke to Mr Magoo
Hit the big red button
Head butting
If you dispute
The only way I'll open my eyes to different views
Is when I'm owning the skies
360 DEGREES
Skateopia bred
Straight over your head
I can't skate so I play it from my sofa instead
While you're wearing your ray-bans
And getting a spray tan
The British are ripping up the American wasteland
Dave and Dan are bringing the skill
Singing at will
I'd give my kingdom for a H.O.R.S.E
Call me KING OF THE HILL
Rap's Richard the Third
GAP tricking with words
Ha!
Bringing a FLAMINGO that isn't a bird.
Smack
Hitting the curb like my back wheel
>But this isn't the certain thug life 2pac feels
You won't be having your cap peeled
But i might crack a MELON acapella
And prepare your last meal
A bit of a STALEFISH
You're not getting bailed
Prick
So get on your bike
Lest you get your little TAIL WHIPped
You failed to nail the trick
You've been derailed
And made to pale
Into insignificance
You silly little...
I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I
Jump on my board, grab it and fly
(fly, fly, fly, fly)
I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I
Jump on my board, grab it and fly
(fly, fly, fly, fly)
(Dave Brown)
First of all
I'd like to assure I'm all above board
But as gravity attests
I tend to break laws
That legality's suppressed
When i SPACEWALK
So I'm always entertained
I'll never skate bored
Half work, Half play
That 50/50 GRIND
But there's two games at stake
And that's the rap and the skate kind
When I hear a hater say that it's only a game
"REVERT TO MANUALly skating"
What am I, a CAVEMAN?
No way fam
So don't give me that LIP, TRICK
When I flip out, jump up, and grab you you'll zip quick
I'll hit with a TRIPLE KICK FLIP you over so there's a
High chance of a SPINE TRANSFER While i bang this sick mix
I've got them RSI rhymes
And if you disagree I'll be like "NO, COMPLY"
While grinding pipes for sure brought nostalgia
If one more man
Misunderstands
When i say
Tony Hawk's Underground I'll
Smack that hipster and break his INDY NOSEBONE
Hit him so hard I'll press his X chromosome
Then get air so high I'll bring back a boatload of ozone
Then tell him what i told Newton;
"Just give up and go home"
I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I
Jump on my board, grab it and fly
(fly, fly, fly, fly)
I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I
Jump on my board, grab it and fly
(fly, fly, fly, fly)