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There were three little pigs on an autumn night
Two of them dancin' in the pale moonlight
They built their flimsy houses out of straw and stick
While the third one labored, laying brick by brick

And then the wolf, he comes along
Two pigs, they're singing happy songs
Until that wolf just blew their houses clean away
Those two ran back to Number Three
Said, "Brother, save us, could you please?"
He said, "Stand back, boys, he ain't nothin' but noise"
And then I heard him say...

If you think you're tough
Buddy that ain't enough
Though I'm biding time in a nursery rhyme
I won't run like a coward, son

Don't matter if you can huff
Don't matter if you can puff
And you're bigger son
But that don't scare me none...

...'Cause I got a gun

The cupboard's empty and the times are lean
So Jack trades his cow for some magic beans
His mama threw the beans out the door that night
By morning they'd grown high, clean out of site

And then Jack climbed up through the clouds
And saw a giant standing proud
That giant sang, "I'll grind your bones to make my bread!"
Jack grabbed a handful of his cash, his magic harp and then he dashed
But there's no time for sweet talk, jumped on the beanstalk
Laughed, and then he said...

If you think you're tough
Buddy that ain't enough
Though I'm biding time in a nursery rhyme
I won't run like a coward, son

A betting man would lay
His odds on you today
'Cause you're bigger son
But that don't scare me none...

...'Cause I got a gun

And then Jack gunned that giant down
He fell 50 stories to the ground
Jack took his money, and that's how this fable ends
But there's a lesson to be learned
On how the tables can be turned
Ok, Wolf and Giant, dead and dyin'
Remember this, my friend

If you think you're tough
Buddy that ain't enough
Though I'm biding time in a nursery rhyme
I won't run like a coward son

No matter if you can huff
Don't matter if you can puff
And you're bigger son
But that don't scare me none

'Cause I got a gun

I got a gun
Oh, I'm friends with Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson
If you think you're tough
Buddy, that ain't enough
"Cause you're bigger son
But that don't scare me none
'Cause I got a gun

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