The man who’s usually careful Met the man who just didn’t care They went to the house Of the man or a mouse And met the mailman there A man with a plan A man on a mission A man who could do no wrong They all stood around in the kitchen And sang the following song I drink beer to improve my mind End all war Help mankind Through these dark and tying times Hey, batter batter batter, hey, batter, hey Swing, batter, swing hey, swing away Swing for the fence and live for today Put your life in Jesus’ hands Shut your eyes just as tight as you can And swing like a man like a man like a man (Break for solo) I drink beer to boost retail sales Save those dolphins Save those whales I drink beer for the revolution Hey, batter batter batter, hey, batter, hey Swing, batter, swing hey, swing away Swing for the fence and live for today Put your life in Jesus’ hands Shut your eyes just as tight as you can And swing like a man like a man like a man Cuz’ We are men Men we shall remain We shall remain men Until we go home We are men Men we shall remain We shall remain men Until we go home