Who is the man in the white vest? I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess Is he the doctor's man to take me away? Or the same damn demon from yesterday?
Waking up is virtually impossible Something in this story won't let me go You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick Guess I'm gonna need a vodka quick
(1st Chorus) Momma's lace and whiskey on the top shelf Somehow they got caught up in my dream Monsters on my right and cobwebs on my left Scary man standin' right in front of me
Hey man, I think I like being scared An' I wish you all were here
Tomorrow, if I get my strength I'll put my Daddy's gun to use I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning
Black widow is his favorite bite Why does the creature cling so tight? Makes her crawl on my face and neck God, the man drives me a nervous wreck
(2nd Chorus) Why am I starting to like this? You know he hasn't hurt me yet But it's different now, just a whim Maybe I'm becoming his pet
(3rd Chorus) Hey man, I think I like being scared An' I wish you all were here Man I really, really think, really think that I think I like being scared
Repeat First Chorus Repeat Second Chorus Repeat Third Chorus