Fluttershy: Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight It’s abundantly clear That somewhere out here Is a pet that will suit you just right Rainbow Dash: I can’t wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules It’s of utmost importance The pet that I get Is something that’s awesome and cool Fluttershy: “Awesome,cool, got it.” I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see Rainbow Dash: I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me Fluttershy: Sure! How ’bout a bunny? They’re cutsey and wutsey and quick as can be Rainbow Dash: Cutsey? Ootsey? Have you even met me? Fluttershy: Rainbow have faith You see, I will bet you Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you Fluttershy: “C’mon, the sky’s the limit!” Rainbow Dash: “Sky is good. I’d like it to fly.” Fluttershy: “Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over him. Yes he does. Aww, look, he likes you!” Rainbow Dash: “Pass.” Fluttershy: I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide There are otters and seals With massive appeal Rainbow Dash: Otters and seals do not fly. Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I’ve seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water. Rainbow Dash: “That’s it. I’m outta here.” Fluttershy: Wait! There must be a pet here That will fit the ticket How ’bout a ladybug or a cute cricket? Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler. Fluttershy: Bigger. Cooler. Right. I’ve got just the thing in that tree, Dash Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely Rainbow Dash: “It’s just a squirrel.” Fluttershy: “Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!” Rainbow Dash: “…Yeah. So, like I was saying.” Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy, pal, this won’t cut it I need a pet to keep up with me Something awesome, something flying With coolness that defies gravity Fluttershy: “I’m sensing you want an animal that can fly. Rainbow Dash: “Ya think?” Fluttershy: I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly Rainbow Dash: “Better, but cooler.” Fluttershy: I see. How ’bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? There’s so many wonderful creatures the likes of that. There are falcons and eagles They are both quite regal Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat Rainbow Dash: Now you’re talking. “But instead of just one stand out, now that’s too many.” So many choices, and such riches a-plenty Fluttershy: “Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.” Rainbow Dash: The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I’m digging too Have something in a yellow striped bat? Fluttershy: No, I’ve got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you Rainbow Dash: What to do, what to do. Ahh! A prize! That’s it! There’s really just one way To find out which animal’s best Hold a contest, of speed, agility and guts That will put each pet to the test Fluttershy: Don’t forget style, that should be considered Rainbow Dash: Then we’ll know for sure who’s best of the litter Fluttershy: The one who is awesome and cool Rainbow Dash: Just like me Can’t settle for less, ’cause I’m the best Fluttershy: & Rainbow Dash: So a contest we will see Rainbow Dash: Who’s the number one, greatest, perfectest pet Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash: In the world for me May the games begin Rainbow Dash: “And may the best pet win!”