Here's a story about Wicked Will He bought himself a brand new automobile He was hopin' he could get a feel In the back seat with some girl
Here's a story about easy Sue She didn't have nothin' better to do She met Wicked Will late one night in a bar
So as the story goes Wicked Will took off her clothes She said, "Now don't get me wrong, Will "I think you're a heck of a man "But don't you ever wear my clothes again."