I was raised to have Values. Of my forbarece my parents would be proud. So forgive this vulgur phrase I shall use. God! I need to get plowed! To hell with romance, Just drop your pants. I want to be a slut! I've search for to long, For the perfect affair To be swept of my feet but Now I don't care! As long as my feet hang up in the air! Oh, I want to be a slut! I don't need a ring, While im in a sling. I want to be a slut! Im eager to please, Im down on my knees. Cause I want to be a slut! You be the grill and Ill be the meat. Ill be the harbor and youll be the fleet! My face is a chair, now please have a seat. Oh, I want to be a slut! You don't have to be rich with your own private Villa. You just have to hump; Like a teenage Gorilla! You don't have to be all that buff or a jock boy. Lets cut to the chase! Lets see your cock boy! All guilt deceased. Pretend im a priest. I want to be a slut! In the john in the mall, giving head in the stall. I want to be a slut! Call me maxwell im good, To the very last drop. Call me bitch, call me whore. Go ahead call a cop! Whoever you call just be sure hes a Top! I've tattooed a Target on my BUTT! Cause I wanna be a- Its like will Rogers always said, "Ive never met a man I didn't like" Cause I want to be a slut!