Castro Boy, he's a Castro Boy Castro Boy, he's a Castro Boy OK, fine, for sure, for sure, He's a Castro Boy and there is no cure OK, fine, for sure, for sure, He's a Castro Boy and there is no cure.
Like how rude, Oh--like fabulous Castro Street is so hot I mean--so many men, so little time! It's not pretty being easy! I mean--you can cruise for days, girl From the Badlands to Castro Station over to Moby Dicks Check out the New Wave clones at Bear Hollow It's to die for It's so fabulous!
Down on Castro, there he goes He just bought some fancy clothes Hanky on the left and keys on the right He is such a manly sight
Castro Boy, he's a Castro Boy Castro Boy, he's a Castro Boy OK, fine, for sure, for sure, He's a Castro Boy and there is no cure OK, fine, for sure, for sure, He's a Castro Boy and there is no cure.
Anyway--this leather queen goes 'Are you into S&M?' and I said 'Oh, puh-leeeeze--who isn't? I mean--give-me-a-break!' I mean like are you into the usual like bondage or fisting or do you get heavy like necrophilia or tricking with your Great Dane? Puuh-leeeeze!
So I see this guy at the Jaguar (bookstore/sex palace across the street from Aloha Records on 18th) He's in his leather drag in a sling with gawd-knows-what up her ass and he's in a nurses uniform I mean--I thought I saw it all-- But Puh-leeeeze, Miss Thing!
Never outdone (???) He looks his best in a pair of chaps and leather vest Heads to where the in-crowd goes Takes his place to stand and pose.
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So, my friend Bill calls--oh no, we're not \"lovers\" we're like, you know-- \"sisters\" So he says \"C'mon girl--let's go dance tonight\" We always go to the Troc But tonight \"I\" was in the Beam (The I-Beam on Haight St.) Got any crystal? So all he has is MDA.
OK, fine, for sure, for sure, He's a Castro Boy and there is no cure OK, fine, for sure, for sure, He's a Castro Boy and there is no cure.
This stuff makes you horny? Oh, for days So, like, he goes 'I just got the new Viola Wills record' I mean, he is such a Disco Dolly! David Bowie --he's so cool-- you know \"Modern Music\" Oh, is he gay?
So I walk into the Detour to find a Daddy or something and I see this hunk I mean he is such a humpy dude And hung, girlfriend! such a basket! puh-leeeze--he looks davoone! So he says \"Come here often?\" and I says \"Oh for sure--are you into watersports?\" and he starts to Read me!!! He says I talk nelly--How rude! I do not talk nelly! I'm butch! Well, fuck you too--I'm sure I bet he stuffs socks in his crotch I'm sure that wasn't all meat! I mean--puh-leeeeze!
Oh, I like this song It really \"P's\" Oh, let me get a hit off those poppers! Wooo, yeah, new Sylvester---whip it girl!
\"Do You wanna funk\"
Well, off to the 1808 Club (Sex Club on Market St) Check ya later No hanky-panky Gag me with a cock! Fabulous!
Where is my cockring and my quaalude? Ok, sorry. Where did I put my titclamps? I wore it last night with my LaCoste Where is my All-American Boy t-shirt? I've got to stop leaving things at trick's houses!
Oh, my gawd, What did you say your name was again? How do you spell that? Well, you gotta give me a call sometime. Here's my card.
Castro Boy, he's a Castro Boy Castro Boy, he's a Castro Boy OK, fine, for sure, for sure, He's a Castro Boy and there is no cure OK, fine, for sure, for sure, He's a Castro Boy and there is no cure.