Name a place, pick any little town — There will be a street or two where something’s going down. Where the mood is cheerier but eerier And something like Wisteria Lane! People smile but everyone’s on guard: More than just the grass is greener in the neighbour’s yard! Rich or poor or dreary or superior — It’s more or less Wisteria Lane! All those secrets no one ever knows! Tell one secret — watch it as it grows! Name a place, pick any little road — You may call it Maple Street or Main… Call it what you will — It’s Wisteria Lane!