Danny Florio - Brain Of Einstein | Текст песни

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I got a plot to steal the brain of Einstein/
Breaking nine crimes just to take this guy's mind/
Had the mask and the rubber gloves for prints/
With the bifocal frames that were covered up with tints/
Got the GPS cruising half the state/
Using apps to trace while I Google map the place/
Every gadget in my laboratory coat pocket/
Zach Morris cell, I had enormous phone sockets/
Like a story from a sci fi page/
Googling the address in wi fi range/
Got the images of Einstein's brain/
Cause my mind's quite strange in my 5 - 9 frame/
Making noises with a psychedelic voice recorder/
Cause I suffered from a psychogenic voice disorder/
Found a spot and had to hash tag a message/
In the science lab where the lab rats are tested/
Broken in with a lock picking technique/
Drop, stop and roll and I hopped in with webbed feet/
Popped in and fled deep, a human with plots/
Screws in my sock for a tubular lock/
Instruments in watches, jimmy locks for profits/
Picking locks and lockets with little pops and sockets/
The third floor had science in seven units/
Bio synthetic studies and giant genetic movements/
Cross breeding, combining the heads of humans/
Reattaching limbs and finding the dead to use it/
Got surrounded by bio and medic students/
Who had the brain in cryoprotective fluid/
I grabbed the brain and got a busted upper lip/
Every scientist around tried to sucker punch and pinch/
Started running, had to huff and puff a bit/
So I tried to break the floor and I dug another inch/
Hit some wires, had to double dutch a bit/
Everybody started staring like I'm coming up with tricks/
Got attacked by some monkey nuts and tits/
Had to snuff a dozen chimps that were covered up with ticks/
Bumped a table, made a bunsen burner spill/
Funnels and a couple germs that bubble, burn and kill/
Stomach turning ill, seen a monster flying entity/
Running from a bear that was modified genetically/
Needed something for a medical contusion/
Chemical solutions for testicle protrusions/
Put the brain inside my cryogenic chamber/
Running for my life avoiding bio chemist danger/
Had to vomit, hope they slip on greasy food/
Tripping feet of dudes with an intravenous tube/
He had a laser beam, guess he wasn't fighting fair/
Ducked a shot, then I kicked him down a flight of stairs/
Dropped my wallet, probably never get it back/
Pacing out the building through an exit in the back/
Gotten out, now I'm feeling such a strong pain/
I checked the name and forgot I got the wrong brain/
Heading back inside hoping to exchange/
Staff personnel had me culprit and the blame/
They tried to tell me that he's dead and he's gone/
And Einstein's brain was in my head all along/

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