Tell me what's makin' you jump like that! Cause I have these squirrels in my pants! Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats... Cause I have these squirrels in my pants! S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be movin' like me... Step right over and watch me put it down... (Squirrels! Squirrels!) (S to the I to the M to the P) Step right over and watch me put it... (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Who you got back home, waterin' your plants? Cause I have these squirrels in my pants! How can I qualify for government grants? Cause I have these squirrels in my pants! Yeah... Hypnotize me, put me in a trance... Cause I have these squirrels in my pants! Got an Aunt Florence livin' in France... She can't see the- (Squirrels in my Pants!)
Step right over and watch me put it down... (Squirrels! Squirrels!) (S to the I to the M to the P,) Step right over and watch me put it... (S to the I to the M to the P!)
If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance Cause I have these squirrels in my pants! There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants! Cause I have these squirrels in my pants!
Yeah... Proletariat, bourgeoisie! Baby you don't need an academic degree! Everybody's smellin' my potpourri! (S to the I to the M to the P!) Step right over and watch me put it down... (Squirrels! Squirrels!) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
Step right over and watch me put it... Down, down, on the ground... 'Cause you know I got it goin' on!
(S...) S to the I to the M to the P! (I...) S to the I to the M to the P! If your pockets are empty get a cash advance! (Squirrels! Squirrels!) (S to the I to the M to the P!)
If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants! (I...) S to the I to the M to the P! If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance! (M...) S to the I to the M to the P! Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants! Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants!