I can be the one you want I can be your best friend John We can watch a game together Or just talk about the weather
I can hang out at your house Drinking beers on your couch I will sit there throughout the day Your fridge is empty by the way
Then I'll amuse your dog for hours I'll watch your girlfriend while she showers I will wear your favorite shirt I will smile when you get hurt I got issues from the past Maybe it's the voices in my head
Chorus: But sometimes I just sit here by myself and recall the things I've done My parents treated me so bad They called me the devil's son
I'll sleep on your side of the bed I'll wet myself and crumble bread Check some porn on your TV Later touch myself, maybe
I can give your girl a call and say you don't love her at all Say you're gay and dating Percy and you like to beg for mercy
Or I will sit next to your bed with a gun aimed at your head Yeah, it makes me feel alive 'Cause I do weird shit at night Now I'm howlin' at the moon Look what the voices made me do
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I could call the cops and say you're stoned and that you're in the house alone with a loaded gun and a little girl We'll be headline news around the world
Maybe someday I'll find myself I'll get a shrink and get some help Blow a bullet through my brain Lay on the tracks, wait for the train Tie a rope around my neck Maybe then the voices won't come back