Cleveland Jr: Vanessa,
I'm sorry for my web of lies
But I love you more than that other guy
Like the Jew hunter in Basterds Inglorious
This Jew named Hunter will not be victorious
Hunter: Vanessa
I've never met a girl like you
Not at school, or any mixer
Junior's pursuit of you is through
I will not let him take my shiksa
Cleveland Jr.: We'll look beautiful at the prom
Hunter: I'll introduce her to my mom
Eventually...eventually
Cleveland Jr.: What makes you think she even wants you?
Hunter: Because like Jesus I am Hebrew
Vanessa: Hunter? You're Jewish?
Hunter: Yeah, well, Junior doesn't even believe in God
Vanessa: Junior?
Cleveland Jr.: That's true too
Vanessa So you were both lying about being Christians just to be with me?
Cleveland Jr.: Yeah
Hunter: Sorry
Vanessa: Wow, you guys are bad. Really bad...
That's...kind of exciting.
That's kind of...sexy.
Hunter: Uh, excuse me?..
Cleveland Jr.: Sex what?
Vanessa: You guys are as bad as bad could be
Lying to get a Christian girl
Well now you've got her
You're totally going to Hell
For me!
Jr. & Hunter: We don't believe in Hell
Vanessa: Oh, that is even hotter
I never felt like this before.
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