[Hook - Lakutis] I'm moving up from below Me? I'm gettin' guap with my ho-mies We all about the dough Swate! Getting love from the O G's hindu kush by the O-Z No problem with the po-lice Swate!
[Verse 1 - Lakutis] Asleep in your chimney Giggle in the darkness Doll that I made from the hair in your armpits Cut it while you sleeping Staring at you while you eating Creeping out your cousins At the baby shower talking about My crystal figurine collection Correction: cross-section of the disease Man, I'm mean man I let the bitch hair out 2nd-best rapper with bitch hair out I'm like a Jesus freak I don't even need to speak Little "squeak squeak cheep cheep Feed me!" Macaroni pictures Unholy matrimony scriptures Corpse bride; alimony lip-service Sick circus: insane monkey Jewfro bone-blood-mucus hierarchy Keep the seat, baby lookalike party Fasten-its and Mel Gibson ascot tied Ask God why Mary got me Got Dick Cheney on this hot seat My chimichongas sip Top whip blow fast slime Shit, you go Heems, it's your dream We Greed team, we fiend cream The lean machine in my Beem Doctor in my smock, ack
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[Verse 2 - Heems] Yo, check it out: Shall I begin? Let me begin I will begin. So, let's begin! They like "Heems, you should rap in earnest" But honestly, I'd rather burn sess and watch "Ernest Goes to Jail, Goes to Camp" or even "To The Army" Got a sense of humor so they say the kid's smarmy I eat Cracker Jacks, bump Ratatat Give Dap a dap, smack a cracker back To his habitat. Chief cheeba For my cataracts; matter of fact I drop real facts. Call me Snapple caps And I eat what I like, like Apple Jacks Creep in the night, streets with a pipe Skeet when I pipe, in the sheets with your wife Chief with the whites on the beach til it's night Out near a very pretty lighthouse Got a bright lamp and I'm poppin right now They like "Ayo, stop this damn guy!" Professionals who sold in Shanghai Mad fly: nauseous, raucous Walk it how I talk it, awkward but I'm awesome This is on the top and the bottom of the loft, son I'm living single, it's a Nineties world Catch me in a bar with like 90 girls 40 Cent, Cash Money, Queen Latifah / Khadijah types 30 Maxines that'll probably freak tonight This rap shit is nothing for me Just another way to be stunting for free And give back to burn blunts with my G's Must be some trees, dumplings & cheese Something for when they come Mumbling, humbling, "free" Freeze, spitting with my mittens disease Heems from Queens like Chris & Keens They hopping on one leg barking for me I'mma start and they're sparkin' the tree Marchin' with me, Al Sharpton at three Martians with ___, aspartame to see 'em Starting to see, parting with Such sweet sorrow! Such sorrow! Now bring it back like it's borrowed Bring it back like it's borrowed
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[Kool AD] Fresh new SuperCut Lex, you the best out there with bitch hair, agree that? Greedhead this year! Scott Bakula, elliptical sliding Barbie's too ghetto, I am too mellow Shout out Sweaty Eddie, drop out the military All of my people, black, white, Latino Slave-owning white man said we were all equal Model minority said "Don't be evil" Heathrow said we were illegal Mr. mean Negro like finito on the beat though Chico Marx, the ego, Zizek's too sexy Right Said Fred, he's Alexi KFC Original Recipe is demonology Gucc boots and wallabies is modern-day pottery Only crackers win the lottery Hackers is a quality film shot at Stuyvesant High School And my crew, a young SFJ Writing haikus, ordering Thai food, watching Hulu, new YouTube Smoochi