I’m at the White Castle Tiny ass hamburgers Tiny ass cheeseburgers Tiny ass chicken sandwiches It’s outlandish, kid Ma trying to speak to the kid In Spanish, kid Like “?Que tu quieres?” I’m like, “Where is the bathroom? I hella gotta p**s, where’s the bathroom?” Ask whom the bell tolls for Where they get this place, from the hellhole store?
Yo I’m in the building, building with Belding Ask for whom the bell rings DR Something like a neo-rap Zach Attack Finna spark an L and have myself a Big Mac Attack Known to rock the flyest s**t and eat the best pizza Charge that s**t to Mastercard, already owe Visa Catch me drinkin lean in Italy like I was Pisa We could eat the flyest cave-aged cheese for sheez, ma
Yeah, we could eat Gruyere As if we care We could eat Roquefort Or we could just kick it like Rockports In the periphery of Little Sicily little did she know I’m tickling boo she so giggly Catch me solving mysteries like Wikipedia Brown It’s the future get down We make a sound even if nobody’s around
Like a tree or the tears of a clown Yo, I’m afraid of clowns, I’m afraid of small towns Positive energy, something like I’m afraid of all frowns Catch me at the crib getting lite to Jeff Mangum It’s fun to do bad things like rhyme about handguns If any problem pop off I’ll Joe Pesci any fool while drinking that Popov That’s cause I’m a Goodfella Stay up out the hood hella much now But punch clowns if they touch down While I’m eating lunch now While I’m eating a burger Metaphysical spiritual lyrical murder
The ill ’96 manifestible third eye Abstract vegan backpack skateboard etc. Rap hella much in a busted ass Jetta with Coretta Scott King Rap bridge on a duet with T-Pain and Stephen Hawking I’m not joking, stop jocking, stop talking Shut up, hush up Please, shut the f**k up Shut up, dude, shut up Das Racist is the new Kool G Rap Peep us at the Grammies We’d like to thank G-chat We’d like to thank w**d rap The best rapper is B Real Jokes, it’s us, come on, be real Second Latin rapper to like the Beatles But on the real yo they swearing I’m blacker than Cheadle Like Don King playing Donkey Kong Country at his cousin’s house You don’t even know what it’s about
This is panic attack rap Eating four flapjacks Trap raps, let em free, they always come back to me The internet told me that that’s called love I’m on the internet cause I’m an internet thug
Yes I’m in control, man Pos Vibe Emanator Yes I got that Soul Tan Soul Shine Soul Glow So so Po-Mo Catch me on the South Side Kicking it with Shlomo
Das Racist: Himanshu (right) and Victor (left). These flowers probably mean something. Kicking it with Gary Soto All the ch**os saying “Mira el joto” Just because I rock the second hand Versace Wash me, watch me The second hand couldn’t even clock me You couldn’t see me like a Cuban playing hockey Cracker in the chocolate, that’s human Pocky Papa look stocky, Mama look chalky Me I look a little something like a young Shock G Words come through me like I was a walkie talkie All I do is open up my mouth and just rock, see You, you are not me Me, I am possibly Everything plus everything that is not me Jokes, that is not T-R-U-E Are you understanding everything, do you got me? Catch me in the trees where it’s shady like Lockheed Martin Sparking in the shade of the trees in the park, B Hark the angels stay singing in the dark Like the rainbow in the Ronnie James Dio joint Hit it from the back court Like it was a three point I don’t give a f**k, I’m a duck to a decoy No trustem Whitefaceman like Geronimo Tried to go to Amsterdam they threw us in Gunatanamo