Lady died! Lady died! So why does everybody fucking cry?
Lady Di... Oh Lady Di... You’ve got your boyfriend’s tieclip wedged in your eye
People get fucked up every damn day She gets our pity so why don’t they But she was so pretty, a real superstar Always wear your seat belt when you ride in a car
Lady Di Oh Lady Di You’ve got a hub cap stuck in your thigh
Lady Di Oh Lady Di Sucking your fine Arabian Stallion dry
On the grave a withered rose Think how much she’s decomposed Her death has no meaning, it just doesn’t matter I’d like to see her fucking head on a platter
Lady Di’s corpse is going on tour Fuck a million midgets with your suppurating sore You’d fuck a million midgets or more Maybe your driver should have taken some no-doz I’ve been all over the Internet but I still can’t find the autopsy photos
If your mother was involved in a fatal car crash That killed three people Where the driver was drunk and on drugs And where she wasn’t wearing a seat belt People would say she was a dumbass who had it coming But just because Lady Di was a princess She gets treated like royalty!