Dave Brockie Experience - Slowpoke | Текст песни

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This here is the story of Slowpoke, the slowest dick in the west

Slowpoke met a woman, tried to fuck her on a train
He took so long she fell asleep, woke up, then slept again
Finally got his dick out, tried to fuck her on a plane
It took off, flew round, landed, then just took right off again...

Slowpoke stick yer dick in, quit beating round the bush
All you need’s a glob of spit, a hole, and one good push...
If you don’t make a booty call, our line will soon expire
C’mon Mister Slowpoke, go make your dick perspire...

Slowpoke got all wasted, had to go to Outer Space
Met a mutant Ewok with a faggot for a face
He said "Hey Slowpoke, gonna make your dick throw up..."
Slowpoke took so goddamn long the shuttle just blew up

Slowpoke stick yer dick in and give that thing a push
All you need’s a dildo and the guy who sings for Bush...
Maybe cuz’ yer dick’s so big, you just can’t find the end
Slowpoke with your big fat dick you’ll be my big fat friend

Slowpoke is a constellation whose light will never die
Pinned in eternal blackness kinda like a butterfly...
And next to him’s a naked lady made of shining stars...
Just a dick-length outta reach, but that’s one lick too far

Slowpoke got retarded and I swear the pussy parted
And I think my doggy farted... ohhh
If you don’t make a booty call our line will soon expire
Maybe cuz’ yer dick’s so big you should go fuck a tire

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