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How do you get ready for school? 
Cry as a roll out of bed
Hit snooze about 17 times and end up running late
Make my brother dress up like me and make him go to school as me
Do my hair ! Sweeeep 
Drink a lot of coffee
Brush your teeth 
Gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal
Curse whoever invented school 
Search for my pants, pretending to be sick
Snooze...snooze...snooze...get ready in five mins 

How do you get ready for a road trip?
Hug my laptop and say goodbye to it 
Buckle up my Teddy bear, pack my pillow pet
Leave everything till the last minute and panic the night before 
Yell out "Road Trip"
Yell at all of my plants
Smack my roommate with a loaf of bread 
After packing everything I take them all out and pack other stuff instead 
Bring a lot of candy, pack a lot of cookies 
Grab some eggs and some movies 
Make a playlist with my favourite songs
Forget everything at home

How do you get ready for a party on a Friday night? 
Find my cutest outfit 
Try to act sexy in front of the mirror 
Watch make up tutorials 
I ask my mom what to wear
Wrap myself with toilet paper 
Cut the hair that you have in your nose
You eat a bucket of ice cream 
Trying to come up whit a reason not to go
Do some weights so my muscles look extra pumped
Swoosh my hair
Make Rake Twist
Eat a bug of nuts
Sleep until the party start 
Wear your best socks 
Play guitar 
Bring money
Put flowers in my hair 
Realize you where not invited 

How do you get ready for bed?
I'm born ready
Throwing myself to the nearest bed duh 
I do a lil' evening yoga
Drink warm milk
Drink shots of milk
Put on headphones and ready to go
I still punch my pillow 
Shower, shave my legs
Contemplate on life
Change into my PJs, close my eyes...sleep...
I put on a movie, but I don't pay any attention to it
I check for monsters under my bed
Brush my teeth and kiss my Miley's cardboard head


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