Hello, wellcome Let me check your appointment then... Ahh right here, written in ballpoint pen Now it's going to get a little bit hectic from here so point your head Down towards the ground and follow the pointmen Let Dave explain We're getting to the point of no return Can't save your game There's no checkpoint on the way and if you don't observe You'll be held at gunpoint Point blank Forfeiting all of your points man Withdraw it from the cashpoint in the wall And forced to put it all to my point bank I... I... Don't feel guilt There's no point crying over spilt milk And with a little bit of luck i can cover it up Smoothly like i did it with a silk quilt What's the point of this For the sake of art man; Pointilist Don't take it hard, it's pointless So enjoy the ride And find the like and then point and click Let me point out you're avoiding the stats You're nothing but a point on a graph Had a pacifistic standpoint in the past Times change man so i point and i laugh When i'm pointing a gat and i'm pinpoint accurate Center of attention midpoint master and I would point your apprentice If it wasn't so hard to be this pretentious Dave that selling point isn't the best Uh thanks I'd never have guessed that, poindexter But when i loudly voice my point of view It's counterpoint, you'll sing a different tune But i never wanna be a bit of a disapointment So i'll point out i feel pointedly poignant 'cause i'm actually nice Like when my Irish friend says "fancy a pint"