Sweet tooth, crying shame Sweet tooth, crying shame Sweet tooth, crying shame Gotta feed a sweet tooth ten times a day Just to hear the wind blowing on a windy day
Cairo is a mean old town Cairo is a mean old town Cairo is a mean old town That's what my Uncle John told me When the sweet tooth got him down
And it's a slow ride on the Santa Fe And it's a slow ride on the Santa Fe And it's a slow ride on the Santa Fe Crawling like a bear underneath the chair Looking for the sweet tooth
And there's a poor little bean in the diner car There's a poor little bean in the diner car There's a poor little bean in the diner car Said it's so hard to wait sittin' on a plate I wish I was a candy bar
Said little brother to sister Sue Said little brother to sister Sue Said little brother to sister Sue Ah I got a sweet tooth for the tooth fairy And I'm workin' on a cavity
I want to be your honey but I got a sweet tooth I want to be your honey but I got a sweet tooth I want to be your honey but I got a sweet tooth I want to be your honey but I got a sweet tooth I want to be your honey but I got a sweet tooth I want to be your honey but I got a sweet tooth I asked you once, I won't ask you twice Come and be my sugar daddy, I'll treat you nice
Said the little bear to the honey bee Said the little bear to the honey bee Said the little bear to the honey bee I'd do anything in this doggone mighty world If you'd give in to your sweet tooth
Said the soothsayer to the candy cane Said the soothsayer to the candy cane Said the soothsayer to the candy cane Ah honey let me try you one more time I'll tell you if you taste the same
I'm goin' to the doctor, gonna pull my sweet tooth I'm goin' to the doctor, gonna pull my sweet tooth I'm goin' to the doctor, gonna pull my sweet tooth I'm goin' to the doctor, gonna pull my sweet tooth I'm goin' to the doctor, gonna pull my sweet tooth I'm goin' to the doctor, gonna pull my sweet tooth The sign said closed Sunday And there ain't nothin' left to do but pray
Ah come on give me some of that novocaine Come on give me some of that novocaine Come on give me some of that novocaine Come on give me some of that novocaine Come on give me some of that novocaine Come on give me some of that novocaine Keep the sugar coming through a candy straw I don't want to feel the pain
Tooth on a string, string on a knob Tooth on a string, string on a knob Tooth on a string, string on a knob That well water better make me well Cause the sweet tooth is hurtin' like a ringing bell
And there's an angel in the attic, sugar on top There's an angel in the attic, sugar on top Oh pretty please with sugar on top That when I die, sweet tooth in hand I'm begging Peter send me to the candy land
I'll meet the King of Candy at a quarter to two I'll meet the King of Candy at a quarter to two I'll meet the King of Candy at a quarter to two I'll meet the King of Candy at a quarter to two I'll meet the King of Candy at a quarter to two I'll meet the King of Candy at a quarter to two He'll feed my sweet tooth, bye and bye And he says he got somethin' gonna satisfy
Sheep's in the meadow, wolf's in the house Sheep's in the meadow, wolf's in the house Sheep's in the meadow, wolf's in the house Candy's in the hand of the candy man And the sweet tooth is in my mouth