Well I was drivin` down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn`t gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this...
Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine `cause you`re an asshole tonight.
Yes you`re an A S S H O L E... And don`t you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You`re an asshole tonight.
You were an asshole yesterday. You`re an asshole tonight. And I`ve got a feelin` you`ll be an asshole the rest of your life.
And I was talkin` to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, `Yes. I think you`re right.`
And all your friends are assholes `cause you`ve known them your whole life. And somebody told me you`ve got an asshole for a wife.
Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine `cause you`re an aaaassss...hole tonight.