"All clear," wailed the sirens Sunshine on the wasteland Old man sitting in the white sand Think we're in for a big surprise Right between the eyes
Seemed a good idea to drop a bomb on the wasteland here Only one man could be seen, and he was old, and so serene Captain sat in his deck chair and the red light flashed, "Beware" Pilot felt quite big-time as the bomb sailed through the air
Well, they danced and sang when the bang went 'bang' When the lights popped out, when the smoke began to clear
It was positively queer
"All clear," wailed the sirens Sunshine on the wasteland Old man sitting in the white sand Think we're in for a big surprise Right between the eyes
"Die," said the general, "Cobblers," said the man So the Pentagon sent a cable and the Queen, a telegram A-bombs, H-bombs, even very small ones ripped apart that sand Till the stench was just revolting and the sky a greenish tan
But the soldier said, "Sir, there's a crack in the world" And the figures went 'squash' and the bits flew far and wide
How the universe sighed
"All clear," wailed the sirens Sunshine on the wasteland Old man sitting in the white sand Think we're in for a big surprise Right between the eyes
"All clear," wailed the sirens Sunshine on the wasteland Old man sitting in the white sand Think we're in for a big surprise Right between the eyes
When smoke had blown away There was nothing left to view Except a man, dear Lord, who looked like you Floating high up in the sky