Jester Things are not what they appear As tonight will make quite clear But what is real will be revealed I can feel the moment's near
Jester 2 Things are never what they seem That will be this evening's theme A music sights for your delight perhaps a few to make you scream
Radcliff You'll be surprised to see whose disguise Is the cleverest one of the lot After our show the whole world will know Who's is pretending to be what they're not If a jester's grin or a dancer's spin Should be pleasing, please sayYea!
Crowd Yea!
Radcliff If a jugglers feat should be incomplete He's the one to greet with Nay
Crowd Nay!
Radcliff If the fools we see should look like you and me Then before the night goes by Ask why, why, why, why, why, Why?
Jester Things are not what they appear And the finest proof's right here
Radcliff How I regret when we first meet I believed my own worst fear
Jester 2 Things are never what they seem So in keeping with our theme
Radcliff A change of hair, a dress to wear And our nightmare's now a dream Clueless and wild I saw this sweet child as a Danger to one and to all Savage, I thought What could Rolfe have brought Now I see she's the belle of the ball Things are never what they seem
Crowd He's right, he's right
Radcliff Many don't say what they mean
Crowd He's right, he's right
Jester A powered face is just the place
Jester 2 To hide an ugly scheme
Radcliff Only one thing's really clear Things are not what they appear