Captain Wanker hits the gas he's driving like his head's on fire Captain Wanker swerves to pass shouting over squealing tires Captain Wanker always gets annoyed That the drones on the freeway have to be destroyed Blasting 'em into the void makes him feel overjoyed
Captain Wanker scans the crowd and calculates a quick way through Captain Wanker thinks out loud like all super heroes do Captain Wanker is so debonaire Cutting through a crowd of people like he just don't care He ducks into a nearby phone booth and he just stays in there
A skin - tight suit Try to hide it A skin - tight suit Stuck inside it A skin - tight suit - under his clothes His pride will hide the side that no one knows
Captain Wanker grunts and groans as if he wanted someone to help Captain Wanker makes it known: He has to save the world himself Captain Wanker always feels afraid That if he trusted anybody he could be betrayed Workers all get overpaid, and help never makes the grade
A skin - tight suit Try to hide it A skin - tight suit Stuck inside it A skin - tight suit - under his clothes His pride will hide the side that no one knows
Captain Wanker V.I.P. A better man than all of the rest Captain Wanker stands for me The W is on my chest Captain Wanker is my shadow side And he'll fight for justice and a sense of pride Shoving everybody else aside, he will not be denied
A skin - tight suit A jelly belly A skin - tight suit It's gettin smelly A skin - tight suit - under his clothes His pride will hide the side that no one knows