Every single princess on the planet Prayed to be invited to the ball Every Portia, Guinevere and Janet Would come by coach or boat to be here Most would swim the moat to be here Just to be at this historic gala Girls would walk around or even crawl Rumour is that at this joyous scene tonight The prince will choose his future queen tonight
Beauty and glamour and breeding unmatched Princess on parade Lovely, enthralling and all unattached The hoi polloi and those well-bred agree Each enjoy a royal pedigree Born for success, each possesses a spark Each a remarkable maid Boy oh boy these royal highnesses All have pluses, they've no minuses Gaze upon Princess on parade
This is the likely occasion When the heir to the throne picks a wife This may be the day when Prince Derek will say "Where have you been all my life?" Brilliant, beguilling, the smiling brigade Princess on parade Each the pride of her community Each a golden opportuniy Just the thought that crown Prince Derek'll Face his choice and he's hysterical Gaze upon Heap praise upon Princess on Parade