There's a chaos that reigns At the heart of this beast Yes our carnival here's A well oiled machine All six hundred sixty-six rules are policed All six hundred sixty-six rules you must heed It's my duty to advise you Of the ordinance in place Chiefly designed to Keep our operations Neat and fine tuned Every cog is malaligned As you'll note The rules are clearly stated Even illustrated And enumerated On this staunchly dense (if ever complicated) Cautionary little guide Six hundred sixty-six Six hundred sixty-six As Keeper it's my humble pleasure to First castigate and then admonish you That cutting breaks rule number sixty-two And breaking rules, it just won't do Six hundred sixty-six Six hundred sixty-six Six hundred sixty-six Six hundred sixty-six There are consequences Morbid consequences Crueler than ever imagined Oh yes, there are consequences Bloody consequences When you don't follow the rules