I drank a case of beer last night And awakened in the morning light Then I had a chilling scare I had to puke right then and there I tried to make it to the toilet But I knew that I would miss it I had to throw up in the sink Mom will get mad, don't you think?
CHORUS: Comet for my vomit - I had to puke in the sink Comet for my vomit - it smells, don't you think? Comet for my vomit - I'll make mom clean it up Comet for my vomit - after I make her eat it up
Nice brown chunks fly everywhere And get caught in my nappy hair I hate when chunks get caught in my hair But what the fuck, 'cause I don't care One last heave comes up from me Boy, that was a sight to see Mom'll clean it up 'cause I can't stand her Good thing she bought that comet cleanser