Have you heard about the latest craze That's sweepin' across the nation All the punks from coast to coast Have discovered an old invention
"Your hair's too long Man, you're a queer You're too new wave Put down that beer"
And do the slag, look at 'em run Do the slag, hey you scum Do the slag, ain't it fun? Do the slag, let's all be dumb
Badmouth people we don't know Make sure it's behind their backs Don't let new people in our scene It's more fun than having a friend
We'll slag everyone each and every night So we can pretend that we're all right Make those pricks feel just so small We'll show the world that we're three feet tall
Slander their integrity Doubt their humanity Talk about their haircuts Are their politics correct?
Do the slag, look at 'em run Do the slag, hey you scum Do the slag, ain't it fun? Do the slag, let's all be dumb
Don't let those sissies on the floor They're unhip, man, they bought the wrong clothes Let's all do the latest craze 'Cause having allies never pays
Slander their integrity Doubt their humanity Talk about their haircuts Are their politics correct?
Do the slag, look at 'em run Do the slag, ain't it fun? Do the slag, hey you scum Do the slag, let's all be dumb
Do the slag, look at 'em run Do the slag, ain't it fun? Do the slag, look at 'em run Do the slag, let's all be dumb