Wake up! Get down here quick! The president's had too much to drink His days of power are about gone He's been talking to paintings in the hall He says, "I'm finished, so what the hell? My life is ruined, what matters now? I've always itched for that last great thrill... If I die all of you should too." [Chorus:] Gone with my wind Out with a bang I'm gonna end it all right now Gone with my wind Out with a bang
You're coming with me, oh wow My bombs will rain down on D.C. We'll nuke our enemies while they're asleep We'll be safe in the ground below And laugh and drink till the cows come home So c'mon John, whadya say? It's been dancing in my head for years What'll happen if I push this button... Let's start World War III for fun
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Mr. President, just sit down We should talk a little while, I'll pour another round What about your memoirs' TV rights? Sit tight--and watch the fire... Let go of me. Do you think I'm mad? To tell the truth, sir, I'd rather not say Just keep your paws inside your pockets And planet earth will be OK. But you reached for the button anyhow I had no choice but to knock you out That's just last night's bump on your head On to the next crisis, it's another day