I leave from softball practice every night It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way I turn the corner at the traffic light I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say
"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese, I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"
I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform
[Can I get you some fries with that?]
She doesn't try to impress anyone She doesn't act real tough like all the other girls that I know She don't treat me like a simpleton She's not afraid to be the only other virgin I know And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go, She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul
She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door, boy!
I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform [x2]
(Spoken): Paper, not styrofoam. With a little, uh, cardboard grid, mind you. But the thing is, then they cover it with cellophane. Paper...shrink wrapped.
Well, there she stands behind the register She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League If they knew how much I wanted her Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week
And as I head through the door, the movement catches her eye, My heart begins to soar she smiles she waves good-bye, good-bye Good-bye, good bye
I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl She is an angel in a polyester uniform
Uno, dos, tres, quatro Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies Sing that song of taste [Yeah, sing that song of taste!] You can only find at one place, McDonalds
I am in love with a McDonald's girl She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm I am in love with a McDonald's girl