The naughty lady of shady lane had hit the town like a bomb The back fence gossips ain't been this good since Mabel ran off with Tom Our town was peaceful and quite before she came on the scene The lady has started a riot disturbing the suburban routine Oh the naughty lady of shady lane has the town in a whirl The naughty lady of shady lane me oh my oh what a girl
You should see how see carries on with her admirers galore She must be giving them quite a thrill the way they flock to her door She throws those come-hither glances at every Tom, Dick and Joe When offered some liquid refreshment the lady never never says no Oh the naughty lady of shady lane has the town in a whirl The naughty lady of shady lane me oh my oh what a girl
The things they're trying to pin on her won't hold much water I'm sure Beneath the powder and fancy lace there beats a heart sweet and pure She just needs someone to change her then she'll be nice as can be If you're in the neighborhood stranger you're welcome to drop in and see The naughty lady of shady lane so delightful to hold The naughty lady of shady lane she's delectable quite respectable And she's only nine days old