Well I met a little gal on a cherry street she had lots of curves and she looked so neat I took her in my car and I could not wait to take that gal on a moonlight date I thought she was the kind that I'd like to squeeze she was just a female Hercules.
Well I put my arm around her and I pulled her up tight she began to scratch and to kick and to bite she hollered "Now, bud, you better take me home I'm not the kind of gal that likes to roam" I thought she was the kind that I'd like to squeeze she was just a female Hercules.
Well I tore out a runnin' right across a field kickin' up the dust like an automobile my shirt tail runnin' up and down my back every step I took she done and give me a whack I'm tellin' you boys I was cuttin' the breeze runnin' from this female Hercules.
Well she threw me on the ground and I heard my knee crack I twisted my arms like to broke my back she threw me on the ground like a sack of meal and then she picked me up by the back of my heel I'm tell you boys she really gave me a tussle all of them curves weren't nothin' but muscle .
Well... I woke up the next mornin' in a hospital bed two black eyes and a knot on my head teeth were all loose I had a brace on my neck I felt like I had just been in a wreck I'm tellin' you boys I was cuttin' the breeze runnin' from this female Hercules.