Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find, when I came home from working tonight. Well, now here I stand over this fryin' pan, and you want a cold one again.
I bought these new heels, did my nails, had my hair done just right. I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight. Well it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer, I won't get so much as a kiss. As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure, did I shave my legs for this?
Now when we first met, you promised we'd get a house on a hill with a pool. Well, this trailer stays wet, and we're swimming in debt. Now you want me to go back to school.
I bought these new heels, did my nails, had my hair done just right. I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight. Well it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer, I won't get so much as a kiss. As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure, did I shave my legs for this? Darling, did I shave my legs for this?