I get a certain thrill From every falling snowflake Or an ice shift that causes A catastrophic earthquake I get a happy chill from the crush of avalanches And withered trees with a thousand breaking branches
Because you crossed my path You'll feel Stormella's wrath For now I shall release My stormy masterpiece I'll bury that old gizzard In a wizard of a blizzard And it's because I hate Santa Claus! That cheerful Santa Claus!
That joyful, toyful And oh so merry If you ask me, unextraordinary I hate Santa Claus! Yes, I hate Santa Claus!
What's with that "ho ho ho"? And his jolly disposition? Giving toys to girls and boys I must ruin his merry mission I'm just getting warm With the havoc that I'll cause When I blow that wicked storm And crush that Santa Claus!
Oh! Because you crossed my path You'll feel Stormella's wrath For now I shall release My stormy masterpiece I'll bury that old gizzard In a wizard of a blizzard And it's because I hate Santa Claus! That cheerful Santa Claus!
That joyful, toyful And oh so merry And if you ask me, unextraordinary I hate Santa Claus! Yes, I hate Santa Claus!
I make all the snow And he takes all the credit He steals all of my thunder And I'll make him regret it I've had it I've had it And I won't be cheated 'Til he's gone for good And Santa is defeated
Oh... Because you crossed my path You'll feel Stormella's wrath For now I shall release My stormy masterpiece I'll bury that old gizzard In a wizard of a blizzard And it's because I hate Santa Claus! That cheerful Santa Claus!
That joyful, toyful And oh so merry And if you ask me, unextraordinary I hate Santa Claus! Yes, I hate Santa Claus! I hate Santa Claus! I hate him!