What good is sitting alone in your room? Come hear the music play. Life is a Cabaret, old chum, Come to the Cabaret.
Put down the knitting, The book and the broom. Time for a holiday. Life is Cabaret, old chum, Come to the Cabaret.
Come taste the wine, Come hear the band. Come blow your horn, Start celebrating; Right this way, Your table's waiting
What good's permitting some prophet of doom To wipe every smile away? Life is a Cabaret, old chum, Come to the Cabaret!
I used to have a girlfriend known as Elsie With whom I shared Four sordid rooms in Chelsea
She wasn't what you'd call A blushing flower... As a matter of fact She rented by the hour.
The day she died the neighbors came to snicker: "Well, thats what comes from to much pills and liquor."
But when I saw her laid out like a Queen She was the happiest...corpse... I'd ever seen.
I think of Elsie to this very day. I'd remember how'd she turn to me and say: "What good is sitting all alone in your room? Come hear the music play. Life is a Cabaret, old chum, Come to the Cabaret."
And as for me, ha! And as for me, I made my mind up back in Chelsea, When I go, I'm going like Elsie.
Start by admitting From cradle to tomb It isn't that long a stay. Life is a Cabaret, old chum, It's only a Cabaret, old chum, And I love a Cabaret!