I stood under your bedroom window throwing up a brick No one came, I threw one more - that really did the trick Your daddy came and banged my head, he said: "What kind of man Is this that's hanging 'round my girl?" and threw me in the car
You're a farmer's daughter You're a farmer's daughter Why do I always get the kind of girl I didn't oughta get? I won't get no more eggs and water Now I've laid the farmer's daughter
Imagine I was a full grown man and I could talk just right Could I come and see you here and do this every night? Wham! The door comes crashing down, your daddy's face all pale Says: "Come with me you hairy bum, I'll put you in my jail"
You're a judge's daughter You're a judge's daughter Why do I always get the kind of girl I didn't oughta get? Now I'm getting jail and torture 'Cause I made the judge's daughter
It seems they're screaming law and order When I go with anyone's daughter
Woman I should like some peace and daddy hold your tongue I think you're gonna die of fright when I tell you what I've done I can hear your tales and lies, you say I'm dumb and scraggy But man this dumb and scraggy is your daughter's baby's daddy
She's a lucky daughter Such a lucky daughter Why did I always get the kind of girl I didn't wanna get Now I've got what I always fought for 'Cause I've married a rich man's daughter