Yea, read all about it tell me Have you heard the news Captain Bob, he don't pay no dues, ah You know he's lookin' in my window He's steppin' on my toes Don't want the truth and it goes to show
I got a joker up my sleeve I know what to believe It ain't right just because It's in black and white
Find yourself a hero Treat him like a friend You build him up and tear him down again Tear him down again It don't hold a candle, hold it to the light Check it out, is it wrong or right
Well, is this the news of the world It's just a pretty girl She's all the news that's fit to print In black and white
Inside information, taken down note by note A silent footstep, that's all she wrote Shit, that's all she wrote You got no need to worry The baby's gone to bed Dreaming dirty dreams in black and white and red Aah aah
Well, now I got nothing to fear Is this the scoop of the year Headlines on my bathroom wall In black and white, hey
I got a joker up my sleeve It's so hard to believe It ain't right just because It's in black and white Black and white