There once was a woman A strange kind of woman The kind that gets written down in history Her name was nancy Her face was nothing fancy She left a trail of happiness and misery I loved her Everybody loved her She loved everyone and gave them good return I tried to take her I even tried to break her She said, I ainЂ™t for takinЂ™ wonЂ™t you ever learn I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you I spent my money as I took my turn I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you Ooh, I got a strange kind of woman, yes I have She looked like a raver But I could never please her On wednesday mornings boy you canЂ™t go far I couldnЂ™t get her But things got better, she said Saturday nights from now on, baby, youЂ™re my star I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you I spent my money as I took my turn I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you Ooh, I got a strange kind of woman Ooh, my soul, I love you I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you I spent my money as I took my turn I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you Ooh, I got a strange kind of woman, yes I have She finally said she loved me I wed her in a hurry No more callers and I glow with pride IЂ™m dreaming I feel like screaming I won my woman just before she died I want you, I need you, I gotta be near you I spent my money as I took my turn I want you, I need you, ha ha ha Ooh, I had a strange kind of woman, yeah She was so fat She was the worst thing youЂ™ve ever seen Ooh, my soul, I love you, baby — hey, thank you, thank you.