Deiv Meat & Karren Kar - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 | Текст песни

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Yellow Guy: Hmm. Something's different.

Duck Guy: Hmm. Something's missing.

Yellow Guy: Is it... this guy?

Bread Loaf: Fish and chips! Steak and beef! Grapes and eggs! Steak! Eggs!

Spinach Can: Are you hungry? You look to be a bit hungry!

Yellow Guy: No.

Spinach Can: Doot doot doot doot. Lots of people get hungry.

Steak: That's your body. Hungry comes from your body!

Duck Guy: Get off of me!

Steak: But your body, it must-a have-ta' be healthy!

Spinach Can: What's that? A tasty snack! You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that!

Steak: Greedy! To eat all that! You'll end up with your teeth all grey!

Spinach Can: Doot doot doot doot doot!

Spinach Can and Steak: Doot doot doot doot doot to be healthy!

Yellow Guy: Food is talking!

*Steak starts to do a tapdance routine*

Duck Guy: What?

Steak: Let's get healthy now!

*The phone rings. Duck Guy picks it up.*

Duck Guy: Hello?

*On the other side is himself in a dark operating room. The word \"hello\" echoes. a small echo can be heard saying \"You need to know what's right from wrong\". He stares at the TV to see the song continue.*

Steak: You see, the body is like a special house! With blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms! Oh look, there's Mister Bladder in the basement! *laughs a little*

Duck Guy: What?

Steak: Now food comes in through the chimney (mouth), and goes from room to room, greeting the different organs!

Yellow Guy: Hello!

Steak: Now, the good healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs, and so is invited to stay for the party!

Steak and Spinach Can: Yay!

Steak: But the bad, not healthy foods, are very rude, and must leave through the cat flap!

Spinach Can: Rude!

Duck Guy: That doesn't make sense-

Spinach Can: Doot doot doot doot doot!

Spinach Can and Steak: Doot doot doot doot doot to be healthy!

*The phone rings again. Duck Guy picks it up again, but it just cuts back to the kitchen.*

Duck Guy: Hello?

Spinach Can: What's that? A tasty snack! You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that!

*The phone Duck Guy is holding has now turned into a sandwich.*

Steak: Greedy, To eat all that! You'll end up with your gums all grey!

Duck Guy: Yeah, but.... something's wrong...

Spinach Can: Exactly! How do we know which foods are the healthy ones to eat!

Steak: Well, that's easy!

Duck Guy: Ehh...

Steak: The food groups can easily be sorted using this simple health shape! Choosing normal, plain-looking foods like bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic keep the body ticking over just nicely! Isn't that right?

Body Model: *Happy groan*

Duck Guy: Ehh... I need to go!

Spinach Can: But wait! What's this?

Steak: Fancy, show-offy foods like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods and yolk!

Spinach Can: Ugh!

Steak: These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary detail! *pushes body model off table and steps on it* Oh no, look! It is all broken and on the floor!

Body Model: *Dying groan*

Fridge: Everything tastes great! Maybe we should wait!

Duck Guy: No!

Fridge: Before we put it on the plate!

Duck Guy: Enough!

Fridge: Or it could be too late for you!

Duck Guy: I don't wanna do this anymore!

*Duck Guy wakes back up in the hospital, with a large, yellow can in front of him. Yellow Guy is now alone with the Steak, Spinach Can and Fridge.*

'Steak: 'I choose a pizza slice! Bread and cheese and tastes of nice!

Spinach Can: What's that? A pizza slice? You're better off with plain white sauce!

Steak: What's that? Plain white sauce? Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!

Fridge: Doesn't matter! Just throw it away! Why not try something else on your tray?

*Fridge points to a microwave, with Duck Guy being cooked in a can.*

Steak: Oh, what's that? A lovely pie? But you're gonna end up sad inside!

Spinach Can: Ugh, sad inside? You're gonna make me sick! BLAAAHHH!

*Scene cuts back to the hospital. The song continues on the TV, but it focuses on the large yellow can, which starts eating Duck Guy's organs. Maniacal laughter is heard in the backround*

Spinach Can: What's that? Your kidney spleen? Kidney spleens make your teeth go grey!

Fridge: Well, everyone has their teeth go grey! Just eat yeast and it will go away!

Steak: But how much have you had today? Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey!

*Briefly cuts back to the hospital, where the large can continues to eat Duck Guy's organs.*

Spinach Can: How about some onion paste! Looks like fun! Have a taste!

Steak: That wasn't onion paste! You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate! Stranger's plate! Stranger's plate! Stranger's plate! Stranger's plate! Stranger's plate!

Steak and Spinach Can: Stranger's plate! Stranger's plate! Stranger's plate! (continues screaming \"Stranger's plate\" as what they are saying becomes more indecipherable)

*While the Steak and Spinach Can shout \"stranger's plate\", a few more hospital sequences are shown, the first showing the large can eating a little more. Yellow Guy's spaghetti briefly morphs into Red Guy's face. Red smoke comes out of the microwave. The can continues eating Duck Guy's organs while red mist (presumably blood) comes out of Duck Guy's intestines. The can leaves to be replaced by another one. The can in the microwave turns to reveal its expiry date: 19/06. Yellow Guy looks deep into his spaghetti and sees Duck Guy's screaming head. It zooms out to show a steak on Yellow Guy's plate.*

Steak: Stranger's plate.

*Cuts back to hospital, with the large can holding a pie made of Duck Guy. A ding is heard as confetti falls. It then shows Yellow Guy, now obese, with many empty cans of Duck Guy in front of him, with a little bit in his mouth. The phone rings once more.*

*Scene cuts to outside the room, Red Guy, wearing a trenchcoat and a scarf, is seen walking away from a red telephone booth with a suitcase in hand. The credits roll.*


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