They started working in the factories of George Devol Quietly stamping out fridges and the Japanese car Over the decades, designs evolved To sweeping your floor in a circular avatar
Aerospace and a ton of Double-E Structural engineering, nanotech, and ECE. Hired a spikey yellow girl with a bachelor's degree from Carnegie Mellon University.
Bake a not and an or and and and a nand. Germanium (32) and silicon's sand, Keep a bucket of diodes and ICs on hand Add a layer of software by your command.
This... machine is the best we've wrought. (It's) designed to learn and it's carefully taught (Only) something went astray with its neural net (Now) the biggest of our problems is a Drunken Robot
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(I saw a) robot mixing ice cream at WPI Forward kinematics solver, hybrid power supply. Said, \"We'd like chocolate, my friend and I.\" \"Here is your vanilla\" was its reply.
(Knew some) fuzzy-headed girls with a bachelor's degree from Cambridge Massachusetts's MIT Built planetary landers and a UAV Blowing bunkers into microscopic sub-debris
Three... Laws savvy these constructs ain't Our scientific work shows no restraint \"Lights off\" factories, 'ya just press \"go\" They humma in the dark with no complaint.
Af-ter sur-mounting the technical unknowns Like power and vision, we have shown (That) Čapek ain't got nothing on our drones (Cause) his'll rebel, but ours'll break bones.
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As Therac-25 will perpetually tell When you code your software, best do it well (But) before you judge, this ain't no cautionary tale 'Cause robots aren't evil, they're cool as hell.
They shattered the notion of R. Daneel And Old Glory's ticker... sym... bol just fell (But) be-fore you judge, this ain't no cautionary tale 'Cause robots aren't evil, they're cool as hell.
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