Photos of the happy couple Scratches on my faces and hands Somebody's calling and calling my phone But I can't
Trouble on the news reporting Eyes are starting to look my way Turning and running and running To somewhere that's safe
I'm too drunk to drive So I'll stick out here in the countryside And I'll lay in the back seat trying to hide 'Till I get back to you
I won't know what to say And they won't believe me anyway And these accidents happen everyday Like what happened to you
Father assisted mother Mother has rejected child Somebody somewhere has got to allow me explain Media has made the jury Momma's interviewing Hanz Everything tells me to get to the hills But I can't
I'm too drunk to drive So I'll stick out here in the countryside And I'll lay in the back seat trying to hide 'Till I get back to you
I won't know what to say And they won't believe me anyway And these accidents happen everyday Like what happened to you
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I'm too drunk to drive So I'll stick out here in the countryside And I'll lay in the back seat trying to hide 'Till I get back to you
I won't know what to say And they won't believe me anyway And these accidents happen everyday Like what happened to you
I'm too drunk to drive So I'll stick out here in the countryside And I'll lay in the back seat trying to hide 'Till I get back to you
I won't know what to say And they won't believe me anyway And these accidents happen everyday Like what happened to you
And I'm too drunk to drive I'm too drunk to drive I'm too drunk to drive